"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."
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"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
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Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates
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The Las Vegas Oddsmakers
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Abs of Gold?
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"He put all his money in bonds that were backed by some guy named Turk."
"A fantastic evangelist was on TV, and I sent him everything."
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The Great Sarcasmo
"We are prepared to offer you a compensation package that includes a significant portion of the Western Hemisphere."
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