"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."
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Hoax Ethnic Food
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"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."
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Thinner Thighs in 30 Days
"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."
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"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
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3 Card Monte
"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
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"I'm fresh out of nightcrawlers. How about this combination VCR/DVD player?"
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
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"Think it over very carefully. After all, it's the biggest single investment you'll ever make."
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"And do you feel that you are a pretender?"
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Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates
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"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."
"It may be expensive for fragrance, but it's cheap for aromatherapy."
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"I'm between congregations."
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"Great legs, good cook, and not half bad in the sack, but hopelessly tied to his mother's apron strings."
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"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."
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"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"
"He says he's a great salmon guide."
"You wouldn't believe how good they are. I'm making money on my asbestos and horseshoe stocks."
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"My two-year-old actually did paint that."
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