"How am I supposed to think about consequences before they happen?"
"Welcome to the after-party."
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"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."
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"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."
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"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
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"What goes around comes around more annoying."
Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.
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"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."
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"I still say we pull it and deal with the consequences of its being a false alarm when they come."
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."
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A Hole in the Dike
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Introducing Mrs. Dumpty
"Genetic engineering got us into this mess, and genetic engineering will get us out of it."
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"I had a nightmare that you and Dad woke up one day on the wrong side of history."
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"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."
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"Owing to cutbacks in our news department, here is Rod Ingram to guess at what happened today in a number of places around the globe."
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"We are gathered here to join together this man and this woman in matrimony—a very serious step, with far-reaching and unpredictable consequences."
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"Remember, on the stand, Hobart, the truth will not set you free. The truth will get you fifteen to twenty."
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Eat. Drink. Be Merry. Jail.
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"Until the numbers improve I'm suspending the group hug.''
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"Mr. Barrington, the sins of your past are on lines one through six."
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"I'm looking for someone who's qualified to cover my mistakes."
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"With the bump in salary comes a lot more responsibility and my choice of three new stress related illnesses."
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"I knew nuking hurricanes would be a terrible idea."
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