"By George, Kinkaid is doing his part."
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"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."
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"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."
"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
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"Hey! Endangered species here, if you don't mind!"
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"And when it comes to naming a committee to preserve the scenic beauty of the Hudson, do they pick any of us? Hell, no! They pick Laurance Rockefeller!"
Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk
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"You've got a piece of eco-tourist or something stuck between your teeth."
"Have you got something that will make me feel a little less guilty?"
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The Last Flower
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'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'
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"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."
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"I felt endangered."
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"Just give me a minute, Mr. Vice-President, and I'll try to explain the difference between contributions to the Nature Conservancy and greens fees."
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"Either have dessert or a more interesting conversation."
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"I'll be honest, Raymond. I don't give a crap about the wetlands."
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"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."
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"Poor thing. The first night out, her husband fell overboard."
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"I have mixed emotions about having been caught and thrown back."
"I'm not sure being tagged and released is something to brag about."
"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."
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The Plant Place - Drought special!
"I knew this would happen if those damned conservationists had their way!"
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"Sir! The Moorne Castle Monster is under the strict protection of the National Historic Trust!"
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