"If I were a goddam blue whale, I'll bet you'd fork over fast enough."
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"Your generous donation," said the Dodo, "will help us in our quest to find a cure for extinction."
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"Hey! Endangered species here, if you don't mind!"
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"And when it comes to naming a committee to preserve the scenic beauty of the Hudson, do they pick any of us? Hell, no! They pick Laurance Rockefeller!"
"You've got a piece of eco-tourist or something stuck between your teeth."
Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities
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"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."
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"Do you have this in something a bit more endangered?"
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'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'
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"Better imaginary than extinct."
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"He's having an identity crisis. He hit a polar bear with his Prius."
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"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."
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The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.
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Save the Whales/Free Radicals!!
"I felt endangered."
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"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."
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"I'm sorry, Senator, it's some more of those crackpot conservationists."
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"I knew this would happen if those damned conservationists had their way!"
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"Eventually, Howard wants to dump himself in the Atlantic and serve as an artificial reef for fish."
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"Better imaginary than extinct."
"Most of what we put in here is extinct now."
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An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean
Endangered Feces Act
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"There's been a massive ink spill!"