"Does this dress make me look Republican?"
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"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."
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Never Hillary and Never Trump become Hillary and Trump.
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"Let me through. I'm a compassionate conservative."
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Accountants just want to have fun...
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"Sorry, but all my power's been turned back to the states."
"I'm going back to my room, where the media is a little less mainstream."
How to Tame Your Child's Fear of the cultural elite.
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"Look, I'm no scientist, and I may not know what 'consensus' means, but I think we should all start eating coal."
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"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."
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Please Stand by. We are switching to a free-market economy.
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"At least we know where Neil Gorsuch stands on the separation of church and state."
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"Rescue be damned! Our conservative principles will see us through."
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"Let's quit helping those who don't need help, stop supporting failed programs, cut entitlements...and offer the dog to the gods."
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"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."
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"The key is to blame the federal government without implicating this Administration."
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"Congratulations, sire - your financial reforms have been successful!"
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"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"
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Subcontracts with America.
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"One thing we do share with you—we both live on capital accumulated by others."
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"I'm leaving you and the kids to join the Promise Keepers."
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"If you want to know what Carl is like, imagine Dick Cheney without power."
"...but perhaps I'm boring you."
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