"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."
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"He's in a better place now-no offense to Buffalo."
"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
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"I know what you're facing. My Ted was previously owned, too."
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"Wow, this new version is a way more immersive waste of our youth."
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"Go out and play? What is this, 1962?"
ONE HORSE TOWN
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"If it's any consolation, toward the end he was high as a kite."
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"Oh, that sounds awful. I can only imagine how you must be feeling."
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"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."
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"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"
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"It' always tough when you lose someone."