"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
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"After the whole W.M.D. thing, I don't know what to believe."
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An agenda is eaten by a hidden agenda.
"First of all, this meeting never happened."
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"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."
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"They just made a little money the old-fashioned way, Ben–they stole it."
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Conspiracy Theories $10
"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
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"My gut tells me this is a time to mute our hoopla."
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"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."
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"Don't think of it as a conspiracy charge. Think of it as a buddy trial."
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Spoilers from the Da Vinci Code
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"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."
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Secret Alliances of the New World Order
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"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."
The Manhattan Triangle
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"Yes, I'm sure. It says here the full moon isn't until the twenty-third."
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"I blame government,labor, business and my ex-wife."
"No, Barry, I want you to want to help bury the evidence."
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"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."
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This Week's Elvis Sighting
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"I used to hate my body. Now, instead, I hate the forces that conspire to make me hate my body."
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Department of Dot Connection
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