"After the whole W.M.D. thing, I don't know what to believe."
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An agenda is eaten by a hidden agenda.
"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."
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Conspiracy Theories $10
"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
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"I just hope people in the future are, like, 'What the hell are these things?' "
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"Don't worry -- I'm tweeting that climate change is fake."
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"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."
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"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."
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"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"
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Secret Alliances of the New World Order
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"Yes, I'm sure. It says here the full moon isn't until the twenty-third."
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"I blame government,labor, business and my ex-wife."
"The media says there's a war on Christmas, and St. Nick isn't in the business of losing wars."
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"And from now on you'll address me as Jesse 'The Governor' Ventura."
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'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'
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"No, Barry, I want you to want to help bury the evidence."
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This Week's Elvis Sighting
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The Department of defense and much, much more
Acme-5000 Lie Detector
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"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."
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"Do you ever wonder how much of this is live action and how much is computer generated?"
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"...but I have a fourth Epstein theory..."
"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."
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"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."
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