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"That one there's Sammy the Bull, over there is Frankie the Scorpion...."
"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."
"The $19.99 Stairway to the Stars"
After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.
"It's amazing what you can see once you get away from the light pollution."
"Quit makin' up constellations."
The Big Tipper
"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."
"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."