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"Call it 'legislating from the bench,' if you will, but on this occasion I should like to repeal the First Amendment."
"I'm fed up with excuses, Harris. When am I going to start reading about the Satanic right?"
"Here we have the ultimate in civilized weaponry - a gun that refuses to fire except in the hands of a duly accredited member of a well-regulated militia."
'The N.R.A's Written Test for A Gun License.'
"You know, if she weren't part of a well-regulated militia I'd be a little nervous."
Sue the Author 3PM
"They're keeping me from practicing my religion. I'm a sun-worshipper."
"But I might need time off to grab my gun and rush home to defend my family."
"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."
"The government is comin' to take away our freedom. Barricade yourself inside, Marge, and stay there 'til I tell you."