Construction Workers Cartoons

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."

"You're not going to put that there, are you?"

"It was worth waiting four months for a reservation."

"Funny - that doesn't sound like 'Louie, Louie.'"

Danger

"Six months from now, some Harvard guy will be standing here looking out this window."

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

"Do you mind? I happen to be on the phone!"

New York Man

"Do you have something more like Alex the Architect?"

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

"You fellas need a job?"

"You'll see it when it's done."

Born-Again Men

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

"Escher! Get your ass up here."

Construction Worker Class

"Whatcha buildin'?"

"I take it I'm not the first to notice the race of Hobbit-like people?"

Your Good Intentions at Work

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Shut up. You could use an Empire waist, too!"

Sign beside a construction site that reads "People Working (Most of them men)".

"My work is to stare into space."