"We got a call about a consultant."
"Did you hire a consultant? I didn't hire a consultant."
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"We'll find the money for that. My guy is on it right now."
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"The proposal sounds good. Of course, I still have to run it by my people over at the Psychic Friends Network."
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"Your vocabulary is enlarged."
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"Try as we might, sir, our team of management consultants has been unable to find a single fault in the manner in which you conduct your business."
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
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Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.
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"Stan thinks he's better than us now that he's a bowling consultant."
'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'
Doctor Sponsored by Pharmaceutical Companies
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"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"
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"From the violent nature of the multiple stab wounds, I'd say the victim was probably a consultant."
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"You know, you're got something there, Spikey -- the Lone Ranger was a sort of consultant."
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"Spot here was brought onboard to oversee our new feline-focused campaign."
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"Your contents have shifted."
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"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"
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"We'd like to do a giopsy on your gladder, Gog."
"Next time you hire a futurist, don't hire a good one."
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"Let's not play games, Duberman - every ethics consultant has his price."
"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."
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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.
"Mr. Marpole, the lady is here to mop up - should I send her in?"
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"Oh, this. It emits a high pitched sound only consultants can hear."