"Well, yes, it's a routine procedure - if you routinely have someone slice open your body with sharp instruments and then fiddle with your insides."
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"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."
"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."
"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."
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"You have a pretty good case, Mr. Pitkin. How much justice can you afford?"
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"In the novel based on my case, I'm acquitted."
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"Why come to me? I'm only a humble doctor. You should see a healthcare provider."
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"You the guy who donated his body to science?”
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"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."
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Doctor Sponsored by Pharmaceutical Companies
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"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."
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"They told me to consult with a doctor before beginning an exercise program."
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"Your health crisis continues to unfold."
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"We'd like to do a giopsy on your gladder, Gog."
"Then don't do that."
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Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
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"My husband, of course, will want a den."
"I've written my diagnosis on this piece of paper. I'm going to slide it over to you, and I want you to tell me if you're interested."
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