"That's it, Henry—you've dialed your last mattress!"
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"It's working, chief!"
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"I gotta quit that."
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"I say it's seaweed, and I say the hell with it."
"I was stationed at CVS during the war on drugs."
"You're not getting enough fibre."
"We made three billion dollars mining Bitcoin, minus our electricity bill - that comes to $1.61."
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"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."
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"That was the best cadaver I ever ate."
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"Take it with lots of water."
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