"It's Lyme disease again."
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"Look – now I've gone and caught your stupid disease!"
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"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"
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"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
Tags:cold, colds, influenza, knife crime, knife crimes, contagion, contagions, contagious, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, flu, germ, germs, contagious disease, contagious diseases, street crime, street crimes, thug, thugs, mugger, muggers, intimidation, germophobe, germophobes, germophobic, germophobics, germophobia, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria
Catch of the Day: Flu, Strep Throat, Cold, Hepatitis
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"Sorry it took so long. I'm the only one without hepatitis."
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The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus
Greetings from Hypochondria House
"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"
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"I think we got all of it."
"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."
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"I'm stepping out of line!"
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"Have you seen this bug? It's going around."
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A therapist joins his patient on the couch.
"You should only be worried if you never had it as a kid."
Tags:illness, ill, disease, diseases, communicable disease, communicable diseases, contagious, contagion, childhood disease, childhood, diseases, childhood illnesses, childhood illness, chickenpox, disfigure, disfigurement, deformed, deform, patronising, patronizing, patronise, patronize, bar, bars, pub, pubs