"Look – now I've gone and caught your stupid disease!"
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"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"
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"I know we're not dating anymore, but I thought you should know I have termites."
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"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
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Catch of the Day: Flu, Strep Throat, Cold, Hepatitis
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"Sorry it took so long. I'm the only one without hepatitis."
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"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"
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"I think we got all of it."
"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."
Yawning is contagious.
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"Have you seen this bug? It's going around."
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A therapist joins his patient on the couch.
"Come on in. The kids are in the backyard bobbing for pink eye."
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"Oh! He must be sick."
"Why is it that when you're not unhappy everyone else has to be not unhappy?"
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"Of course, we got married in Italy in '59, so even though we have no symptoms our son in law thinks it's safest to cancel our annual family visit."
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Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
I will not get within 6 feet of others."
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"You should only be worried if you never had it as a kid."
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"It's just exhaustion, sweetie, Everybody's got it."
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"Have you been tested?"
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Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed