"I may run, but first I want to toy with the electorate for a while."
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"Nano a Nano"
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The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar
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The Rivalry Begins
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"These have all been eliminated. She's down to the semifinals."
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Elvis - The Third Choice
"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."
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The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
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"I think the Elvis business has just about run its course."
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"I tried 911. They're only accepting the seventh caller."
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"And now to present you with the uploading of your bitmedals."
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"Hi, Honey—what achievements today?"
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"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"
"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."
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"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."
"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."
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"I am haunted by the idea that the basic axioms on which the arithmetic is based may invalidate these computations."
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Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain
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Who Will Be The Iron Accountant?
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"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"
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"That was one strange and confusing competition."
"This is all just some big caption contest to you, isn't it?"