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"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."
"Don't tell Noah about the vasectomy."
"Don't get me wrong. I think the morning-after pill is great. It's just that right now my problem is lining up something for the night before."
"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."