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"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"

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"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

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"Page two, paragraph six: The moral high ground-we're prepared to yield totally on that point."

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"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."

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"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."

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Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

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"Yes, Peters, it is just legalese. It's all just legalese. We're a law firm."

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"And, what's worse, this has cost me some Iraqi contracts."

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"So that's our offer: blood, toil, tears, sweat, and dental."

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"It's a standard pre-pickup-line agreement."

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"Sorry, Wendy, but a simple 'yes' is not good enough. I want a mandate."

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"Please, sir, I want it all."

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"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

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"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

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"That will be all, Mrs. Bernstein. During the break, we reached a verbal agreement."

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"Our current medical plan offers a three-day stay for a bullet in the groin or torso, a two-day stay for a bullet in an extremity, and an overnight for superficial head wounds."

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"No, damn it, we keep Tuffy."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC132896   High Res: 4608x2202 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, business, businessmen, businessman, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, bargaining, contract, contracts, deal, deals, keep

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"Throw in Bell Atlantic, and it's a deal."

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"You get five paid sick days and two disgruntled days."

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"It's a deal, but just to be on the safe side let's have our lawyers look at this handshake."

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Lefty Duke Signs for a Van Gogh Painting.

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"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

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"Now, if you'll just sign right here, Mr. Hark, you'll make the biggest mistake of your life!"

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"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"

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"Sure, we can have dinner. But only if your breasts sign a non-compete clause."

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