"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"
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"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"
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"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."
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"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."
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"Page two, paragraph six: The moral high ground-we're prepared to yield totally on that point."
"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."
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"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."
"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"
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Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.
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"I'm calling it 'Genesis.' It's part of a five-book contract."
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Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.
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"Read him his rights!"
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"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"
"I'm afraid you're a bit too high-minded for us, Rawson. Do you think you could see your way clear to resigning in disgust?"
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"Our nap time doesn't roll over, so everybody ends up taking it all at the end of the year."
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"Throw in Bell Atlantic, and it's a deal."
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"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"
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"Now, if you'll just sign right here, Mr. Hark, you'll make the biggest mistake of your life!"
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"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."
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"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."
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"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"
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"Sorry, Wendy, but a simple 'yes' is not good enough. I want a mandate."
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"You can always tell which guys aren't trapped in long-term contracts."
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