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"I feel an intense pride, Robert, that I live in a country rich enough to have war and peace at the same time."
"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."
"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."
"I'll have whatever is hot, fast, and artisanal."
"Oh, that sounds awful. I can only imagine how you must be feeling."
"Hi! My name is Rick - I'll be your executioner today!"