"I'll give everybody freedom of nice speech."
"You. You. And you."
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"Sorry, but all my power's been turned back to the states."
"When I signed up for the thought police, I didn't know it would be so damn boring."
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"Let's not forget who wears the plumage in this family."
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"You'll have to excuse my wife. She's a bit of a control freak."
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"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"
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"Here's the deal: we call the shots when your're young, you call the shots when we're old, and everything in between is a non-stop battle for control."
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"I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I'm taking the Harry Dean Stanton part."
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"To the nearest barbershop, John."
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"I know what you're facing. My Ted was previously owned, too."
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The Open Refrigerator
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"He was a rescue."
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A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera
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"Thank you for respecting my no-fly zone"
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"Clothes make the man. But when he's not in them, he can be broken."
Coming to a consensus.
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"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."
"He's a very controlling person."
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"I understand that by the time we've hit our teens we'll have them pretty much where we want them."
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"Oh, you do it that way, do you?"
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"The pectoral fins help with directional control. The rest is just decorative."
"I wear the strangely patterned brightly colored pants in this family."
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