"You. You. And you."
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"Oh, you do it that way, do you?"
Tags:mother-in-law, cook, cooks, cooking, backseat, passive aggressive, passive-aggressiveness, in-law, in-laws, soup, soups, making soup, recipe, recipes, wife, wives, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws, control, controls, control freak, control freaks, dysfunction, family dysfunction, dysfunctional, dysfunctional families, thanksgiving, christmas, dinner, dinners, supper, suppers
"He certainly makes the trains run on time."
Tags:bully, bullies, child, children, childish, toy, toys, problem, problems, president, politics, presidents, authoritarian, authoritarians, bullying, control, controlling, controls, controlled, train, trains, trains run on time, on time, timely, efficient, efficiency, precocious, precociousness, christmas, christmases, holiday, holidays, political, power, powerful, strongman
"If we accept the unacceptable today, what's the outlook for tomorrow going to be?"
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"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
Tags:dog, dogs, aggressive, aggressiveness, bite, bites, biting, bitten, attack, attacks, attack dog, attack dogs, apology, apologies, insincere, insincerity, ferocious, dog person, dog owner, dog owners, control, controls, controlling, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, sorry, saying sorry, eat, eats, eating
"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"
Tags:spider, spiders, giant spider, giant spiders, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, playdate, playdates, play date, play dates, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, phobia, phobias, arachnophobia, arachnophobic, bring friends home, bringing friends home, strict, strict parent, strict parents, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, disciplinarian, controlling, control, controls, harsh
"It's working, chief!"
Tags:ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, billboard, billboards, consumer, consumers, consume, consumes, consuming, breakfast, breakfasts, cereal, cereals, obedience, obedient, corporate overlord, corporate overlords, corporate control, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, consumer society, consumer societies, control, controls, controlling, buy, buys, buying, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumption, spend, spends, spending, debt, debts
"Our parent company wants us to be in bed by ten."
Tags:company, companies, parent company, parent companies, subsidiary, subsidiaries, control, controls, controlling, manage, managing, management, influencing, influence, parent, parents, parenting, children, bedtime, look after, looking after, look out for, looking out for, command, commanding, power, authority, authorise, authorising
"Nothing is certain except death."
Tags:uncertain, uncertainty, apple, technology, technology company, tech giant, tech giants, tax, taxes, win, wins, court, courts, case, cases, court case, court cases, headline, headlines, newspaper, newspapers, certain, certainty, death, threat, threats, threaten, threathening, control, controls, controlling, security, data, data collection
"O.K. Hilda, I'm taking over this marriage."
Tags:married, marriage, married couple, married couples, marriage problems, control, controls, controlling, controlled, wife, wives, husband, husbands, wears the trousers, seizes, seizing, seizing control, threaten, threatens, threatening, downtrodden, sexist, take charge, take the lead, feminist, feminism, misogyny, misogynist
"Your father and I think it's time you knew that you were adopted."
Tags:cat, cats, pet, pets, parent, parents, owner, owners, child, children, truth, truthful, adopt, adopting, adopted, adoption, adoptions, father, father, mother, mothers, couple, couples, come out with the truth, unimpressed, annoy, annoyed, annoying, control, controls, controlling, come out, come out with the truth
A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings
Constitution of the United States (First Draft)
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putin and social media
"The ahi. Not the canned."
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"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."
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"My Postal Service improvements are going very well!"
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"All I really want is control over my own body!"
Tags:wish, wishes, djin, djins, djinn, djinns, jin, jins, jinn, jinns, genie, genies, magic lamp, magic lamps, wish, wishes, three wishes, 3 wishes, arabian nights, sexist, sexists, control, controls, controlling your own body, female emancipation, abortion debate, birth control debate, birth control debates, abortion debates, female health, abortion rights, women's body, womens body, women's bodies
"Hi! I'm the worst possible thing you could say at any given moment. Mind if I just hang out here in front of your face for your entire life?"
"I thought it was your drone."
Canute guard tide.
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"You don't sit and beg. You make THEM sit and beg."
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"Why won't this knot untie?!"
Tags:tug of war, tugs of war, rope, ropes, tug, tugs, tugging, elephant, elephants, donkey, donkeys, faction, factions, political party, political parties, factionalism, democrat, democrats, democratic party, democratic parties, republican, republicans, republican party, untie, unties, two party system, two party systems, congress, control, controls, controlling, unison, unity, differing opinion, differing opinions, left wing, right wing
"Do you think they're onto us?"
"I see you vaping in there."