"You. You. And you."
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"Oh, you do it that way, do you?"
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"He certainly makes the trains run on time."
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"If we accept the unacceptable today, what's the outlook for tomorrow going to be?"
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"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
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"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"
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"It's working, chief!"
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A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings
"All I really want is control over my own body!"
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