"A tattoo? You're kidding. It sure looks like a suit."
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"I think it's very considerate of people to separate their trash."
Tags:animal, animals, raccoon, raccoons, garbage, trash, rubbish, garbage cans, garbage can, garbage bins, garbage bin, trash cans, trash can, trash bin, trash bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, recycling, recycle, recycling bin, recycling bins, raw food, separating garbage, separating trash, separating rubbish, convenient, convenience, considerate, consideration
"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"
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Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
Tags:ship, ships, boat, boats, storm, storms, stormy, rain, rainy, sea, seas, ocean, sinking, sinking ship, sinking ships, capsize, going down, inflate, inflatable, inflatables, blow-up, blow up, blowing up, island, islands, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, sailing, sailboat, sailboats, sailor, sailors, modern life, convenient, convenience, emergency, emergencies, safety, prepared, cliche, cliches, cartoon cliches
"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
Tags:point-and-click, convenience, innovator, innovators, innovation, innovations, rubout, rubs out, rub out, rubbing out, mafia, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, single click, single clicks, gun crime, execution, executions, inventor, inventors, invention, mouse click
This is my husband, Leonard, at approximately one-third actual size."
Tags:visual gag, visual gags, married life, married world, husband, husbands, wives, wife, marriage, old married couple, convenience, snack size, snack sized, convenient, small, size, reduce, reduced, shrink, shrinking, shrunk, freud, freudian, oedipal complex, oedipus complex, strange, surreal, child, kid, kids, parallels, parallel
Remote Control Husband
Tags:coming home, getting home, home time, remote control, remote controls, drone, drone, gadget, gadgets, remote control gadget, remote control gadgets, modern technology, modern technologies, controlling, under control, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, modern life, convenient, convenience
Low Hanging Fruit
Tags:low hanging fruit, low hanging fruits, low-hanging fruit, low-hanging fruits, fruit, fruit and veg, grocery store, grocery stores, grocery shop, grocery shops, grocer shopping, convenient, convenience, convenience store, convenience stores, convenience shopping, supermarket, supermarkets, fruit and veg isle, modern life, modern times, consumerism
"I'm in the market for an easier religion."
Slammer on the Spot
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, police man, police men, cop, cops, copper, coppers, crime, crimes, misdemeanour, misdemeanours, criminal, criminals, prison, prisons, slammer, the slammer, gaol, gaols, jail, jails, lock-up, lock-ups, lock up, lock up, street crime, street crimes, minor crime, minor crimes, arrest, arrested, locked up, detention, detained, incarceration, incarcerated, convenient, convenience, ea
A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.
Tags:animal, animals, kangaroo, kangaroos, joey, joeys, pocket, pouch, pouches, pockets, marsupial, marsupials, transportation, juice box, juice boxes, juice, cup holder, cup holders, convenient, convenience, kid, kids, child, children, life with kids, life with children, mother, mothers, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood
"Sure, I'd like fresh meat, but it's hard to argue with carrion's convenience and affordability."
Tags:vulture, vultures, carrion, carrion eater, carrion eaters, convenience, affordability, shopper, shoppers, shopping, grocery shopping, groceries, competitive pricing, competitive prices, animal welfare, free range, battery farming, convenience food, convenience foods, scavenger, scavengers, lazy, laziness, modern attitudes, time poor
"It's just a ten-minute walk to much nicer apartments."
Tags:new home, new homes, first time buyer, first time buyers, apartment, apartments, moving house, property hunting, property hunter, property hunters, convenience, conveniences, location, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, wealth gap, wealth divide, prime location, prime locations, postcode snobbery, postcode snobs, salesperson, salespeople, real estate, sales person, sales people
"Sometimes I think you only married me because I lived next door!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girl-next-door, girl next door, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, motivation, motivations, reason, reasons, lazy, laziness, unmotivated, couch potato, couch potatoes, convenient, convenience, cliche, cliches
"Ah, here is your fax now."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern technology, modern technologies, fax, faxes, fax machine, fax machines, phonecall, phonecalls, telephone call, telephone calls, communication, communications, convenient, convenience, productivity, executive, executives, business executive, business executive, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers
"It makes the commute that much easier."
Tags:office, offices, office life, worker, workers, employee, employees, manager, managers, executive, executives, business, businessman, businessmen, train, trains, track, tracks, railroad, railroads, subway, subways, metro, underground, tube, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, convenient, convenience, easy, easier, platform, platforms, transportation
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, phone, phones, modern technology, modern technologies, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, help, drown, drowning, lost at sea, emergency service, emergency services, coast guard, coast guards, convenient, convenience, calling for help, 999, 911, telephone, telephones
"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, cannon, cannons, human cannonball, human cannonballs, co-op, co-op board, co-op boards, board meeting, board meetings, replace, replacement, replacements, out of order, out of service, convenience, apartment, apartments, apartment complex, apartment complexes, flat, flats, doorman, doormen
Hamlet vs. Amazon Prime
Tags:online shipping, online retailer, online retailers, online retail, e-commerce, ecommerce, moral, moral dilemma, moral dilemmas, local business, local businesses, patron, patrons, patronize, patronizes, patronizing, patronise, patronising, convenient, convenience, support local business, support local businesses, brick and mortar, hamlet, to be or not to be, dilemma, dilemmas, responsibility, consumer, consumers, consumption, modern life, modern times, modern update, modern updates, free shipping, shop locally, shopping locally, local store, local stores, local business, local businesses, guilt, guilty, conscience, consciences
"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."
Tags:meals on wheels, delivery, deliveries, home delivery, home deliveries, pensioner, pensioners, convenient, convenience, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, meal-on, wheels, elderly, the elderly, misunderstand, misunderstood, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, literal, literal minded, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, meals at home, social care, care in the community
"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."
Tags:cruise line, cruise lines, cruise, cruises, ship, ships, cruise ship, cruise ships, west indies, st. croix, st. thomas, caribbean, island, islands, island hopping, island hopper, island hoppers, stern, bow, enormous, large, huge, jumbo, jumbo size, oversize, oversized, excessive, excess, convenience, pack, packs, packing, remember, remembering, forgotten, forgotten item
Tags:helping hand, a helping hand, hatstand, hatstands, coat hook, coat hooks, coat, coats, jacket, jackets, lend a hand, lending a hand, overindulge, overindulged, privilege, privileged, mollycoddle, mollycoddled, cosset, cosseted, butler, butlers, convenience, convenient, lazy, laziness, modern life, modern time, modern attitudes, hatrack, hatracks, coat rack, coat racks, modern technology
Evolution of Ordering Pizza
Tags:pizza, pizza, ordering pizza, ordering pizzas, food, food delivery, food deliveries, food delivered, ordering food, ordering take-out, take-out, delivery, delivered, modern life, modern times, technology, technological evolution, digital life, digital world, internet, computers, computer, smart phone, smart phones, smart home, smart home, smart devices, smart device, digital assistant, digital assistants, virtual reality, vr, virtual, convenience, convenient, human interaction, human interactions, isolation, isolated, isolationism
"A large Coke and an order of fries."
Tags:drive through, drive throughs, drive thru, drive thrus, order, orders, ordering, fast food, fast food chain, fast food chains, convenience, modern convenience, modern conveniences, medieval times, medieval life, knight, knights, general, generals, military general, military generals, horseback, service, service industry, service industries, suit of armor, suits of armor, armour, armor, suit of armour
"What can I tell you? I came home and there they were."
Tags:coming home, returning home, cafe, cafes, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, franchise, franchises, expansion, expanding, location, locations, coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffeehouse, coffeehouses, barista, baristas, service, customer service, convenient, convenience, business, business strategy, business strategies