"You expect me to believe you were at a mouse convention?"
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A man giving a speech at the "Umpteenth Annual Convention".
"This symposium has gotten completely out of hand!"
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"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"
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The Swiss Bankers' Convention
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Expulsion with Goody Bags
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"In the interest of fairness to the Democrats, I'm not going to waste my time on their convention either."
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"Hello, I'm Clifton Latimer."
"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."
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"I have two children from a previous Las Vegas off-site meeting."
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"...Then when Rockefeller and Goldwater have the convention tied up in a knot―we spring Charlie on 'em!"
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"I think you should all consider yourself very fortunate to be here considering how few seats there are for this event."
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Annual Amnesia Convention
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"And now, our motivational squeaker."
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"Robot convention? Yes, I'll be there with Belzon."
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