"You expect me to believe you were at a mouse convention?"
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A man giving a speech at the "Umpteenth Annual Convention".
"This symposium has gotten completely out of hand!"
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"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"
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The Swiss Bankers' Convention
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"Women kiss women good night. Men kiss women good night. But men do not kiss men good night – especially in Armonk."
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Expulsion with Goody Bags
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"In the interest of fairness to the Democrats, I'm not going to waste my time on their convention either."
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"Hello, I'm Clifton Latimer."
"I have two children from a previous Las Vegas off-site meeting."
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"...Then when Rockefeller and Goldwater have the convention tied up in a knot―we spring Charlie on 'em!"
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"I think you should all consider yourself very fortunate to be here considering how few seats there are for this event."
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Annual Amnesia Convention
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"Then he said that people are supposed to forget conventions in times like these."
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