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"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."
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"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."
"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."
"It's your turn. I've run out of pleasantries for the gauntlet."
"What did you think of that book that I already know everyone else in the world's opinion about?"
"We're going out with Joe and Rita next Tuesday. They want to know whether we want to talk about Tuscany or carbs."