"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"
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"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."
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"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."
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"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."
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"Celebrity homicide. How may we help you?"
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Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes
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"Why can't he just ﬂy around like everyone else?"
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What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection
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"If we carpool, we can all save some money on our midlife crises."
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