Convict Cartoons

Convict Cartoons

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"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."

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"If the jury had been sequestered in a nicer hotel, this would probably never have happened."

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"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

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"Everybody thinks I'm in rehab."

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"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates."

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"What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch."

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"And the winner is . . . the prosecution!"

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"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

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Prison Cell: Mearn, Gingham & Wickerman

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So, you're going to prison.

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"Give him a chance, I say. I mean what the hell is a hundred days?"

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"When life gives you lemons, make a lemon-rind shiv."

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Baseball Prison Break

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A bride and groom hold their guests up with the wedding cake knife.

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"It hasn't been easy, but I'm very proud of their low recidivism rate."

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"I'm sorry, he's in a meeting with a jury of his peers. ᅠWould you like to leave a message?"

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"Yes, you're a bad boy. Be that bad criminal, man-own it!"

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"Six years in Rahway state prison does not make me from New Jersey."

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"Do you believe in 'same felony' marriage?"

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"I don't know how long we can keep telling people you're away from your desk."

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"Would you like to room together again next term?"

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CEO attending a business meeting from prison

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“I’d lose the dress.”

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"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

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"I was an investigative journalist until they investigated me."

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