"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."
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"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."
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law, lawyers, lawyers, prison, prisoner, prisoners, prisons, convict, convicts, sentence, sentences, movie, movies, deal, deals, artistic, law, laws, attorney, attorneys, entertainment, film, films, business, businesses, selling, story, stories, documentary, documentaries, defense attorney, agent, agents, agency"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
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dad, dads, daddy, daddies, jail, jails, breakfast, breakfasts, prison, prisons, day release, day releases, prisoner, prisoners, jailer, jailers, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, day job, day jobs, father, fathers, school run, school runs, white collar crime, convict, convicts, conviction, convictions"Everybody thinks I'm in rehab."
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ungulate, ungulates, hoof, hooves, hoofed, hooved, cloven hoof, cloven hoofs, goat, goats, impala, impalas, horse, horses, zebra, zebras, bias, biased jury, biased juries, convict, convicts, conviction, jury of your peers, biologist, biologists, biology, predator, predators, prey, prey animal, prey animals, tiger, tigers, lion, lions, big cat, big cats, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prisoner, prisoners, excuse, excuses, correctional facilities"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."
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digger, diggers, power tool, power tools, escape tunnel, escape tunnels, escape plan, escape plans, escape, escapes, freedom, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, jailbreak, jailbreaks, jail break, jail breaks, prison break, prison breaks, tunneling, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, escaping, digging out, prison warden, prison wardens, jail warden, jail wardens"Help! I'm being held prisioner!"
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jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, minimum security, minimum-security, door, doors, bar, bars, security, easy to escape"I'm quite content. This was my prison of choice."
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business, businessman, businessmen, manager, managers, management, executive, executives, business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, company, companies, corporate, corporation, corporations, fraud, corrupt, corruption, unethical, unethical business practices, scandal, scandals, greed, corporate greed, deception, crime, white-collar crime, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, convict, convicts, inmate, inmates, screen, screens, modern life, office life"Save it for the parole board."
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