Convict Cartoons

"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."

"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."

Woman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper

A prisoner in a jail cell reads on his bunk while his pet bird peers out of its prison-like cage beside him.

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."

"If the jury had been sequestered in a nicer hotel, this would probably never have happened."

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"

"Finish your breakfast, honey, and then we'll go drop Daddy off at jail."

"Everybody thinks I'm in rehab."

"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates."

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"Help! I'm being held prisioner!"

Minimum-Security Prison

"I'm quite content. This was my prison of choice."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"Are you sure you've got everything this time?"

"Somebody tweeted."

CEO attending a business meeting from prison

"Save it for the parole board."

"Jonah! When did you get out?"

"Can you name all nine Supreme Court justices?"