Police Lineup Escape
"Everybody thinks I'm in rehab."
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"Bill Cosby seems like on hell of a nice guy. He's really asking for it."
"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"
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"'Small potatoes' is no defense."
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"I'm sorry, he's in a meeting with a jury of his peers. ﾠWould you like to leave a message?"
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"Actually, I'd written off the nineties before my conviction."
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“I’d lose the dress.”
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"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."
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"This is what happens when ethical standards are set artificially high."
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"Twenty five years! But your honor,
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So, you're going to prison.
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"Just remember, it's O.K. to be guilty, but it's not O.K. to feel guilty."
"At least you know where you'll be in twenty-five years."
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