Conviction Cartoons

"I gotta tell ya, these embezzlement convictions raise a red flag."

"I had a pretty sleazy lawyer, but evidently not sleazy enough."

"Make eye contact with the jury, but not homicidal-maniac eye contact."

Police Lineup Escape

"If the jury had been sequestered in a nicer hotel, this would probably never have happened."

"I sentence you to five years in prison. For your information, that's fifteen thousand billable hours."

"Finish your breakfast, honey, and then we'll go drop Daddy off at jail."

"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates."

"Next time write the book about the crime after you've been convicted."

"Instead of just doing time, I decided it could be quality time."

"Bill Cosby seems like on hell of a nice guy. He's really asking for it."

"Unfortunately, my crime spree occurred just before today's level of incompetence set in at the F.B.I."

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"

"My third felony was a smart move. Folks on the outside are still waiting for health care."

"I'm sorry, he's in a meeting with a jury of his peers. ﾠWould you like to leave a message?"

"Actually, I'd written off the nineties before my conviction."

"And the winner is . . . the prosecution!"

"Your best cholesterol lacks all conviction, and your worst is full of passionate intensity."

"Frankly, I'm looking for something that might appeal to a jury."

"There might have been some carelessness on my part, but it was mostly just good police work."

"Six years in Rahway state prison does not make me from New Jersey."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"