Goldilocks and the Three Little Pigs
"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."
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"Our cook is working through a lot of stuff."
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Cuckoo clock in a kitchen with a cooked bird
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"I was with you right up to the cumin."
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Survived the Holidays
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"What in the world is that?"
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"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"
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The Origins of Everything
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"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."
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Recipes from Hillary's Kitchen
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Mock Apple Pie Recipe