Pizza By The Slice
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"I was in a different place then."
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The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken
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"Fresh ground pepper?"
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Young Professional Recipe Test
"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"
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In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza
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"Are you sure you can cure me of leg cramps?"
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"We've come to spoil the broth."
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"Guilty! Twelve months in Provence."
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"I was with you right up to the cumin."
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"It would be nice if we had marriage equality within our marriage."
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The Commute To "Louie's Lobster House"
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Caveman Has The Prophetic Shadow Of A Grilling Man
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"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"
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"Then bake at 375 for forty-five minutes."
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"Can I get you anything from the meat bar?"
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"What? Fish Again?"
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"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."
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"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."
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Mock Apple Pie Recipe
The Witches Discover The Wok
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"Well, that gut has the cool hat, but the other guy is actually cooking."
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