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"Tell me about your last accounting job."
Yard Sale: Cookie Jar - $10,000
"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."
"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."
"I could really go for a cookie...but there are only two left, and the kids will be home in an hour! If I eat one, they'll fight over the other one!"