"What do you eat for anxiety?"
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french, belgian, bakery, pastry, pastries, sweets, dessert, desserts, cake, cakes, cupcake, cupcakes, danish, danishes, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, shop, shops, store, stores, window shop, window shopping, cafe, cafes, anxiety, anxious, depressed, depression, eat your feelings, eating your feelings, mental heath, comfort food, comfort foods"Tell me about your last accounting job."
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interview, interviews, interviewing, employed, employee, employees, employer, working world, world of work, modern life, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, cookie from the cookie jar, cookie, cookies, cookie jar, cookie jars, account, accounts, accounting, accountant, accountants, fraud, frauds, fraudulent, caught, caught red-handed, caught redhanded, red-handed, bad reference, reference, references, fired, fire, fires, firing, laid off, lay-off, lay off, lay-offs, lay offs"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."
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corporate giant, corporate giants, bad idea, bad ideas, bad investment, bad investments, cookie, cookies, oil giant, oil giants, big oil, big steel, bright idea, bright ideas, bad decision, bad decisions, supersize, supersized, america, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, big business, board meeting, board meetings"You have a yeast infection."
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cookie, cookies, yeast, yeast infection, yeast infections, play on words, word play, wordplay, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, baking"Relax, the real cookies await you at home."
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fortune, fortunes, fortune cookie, fortune cookies, chinese, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, chinese food, dessert, desserts, surprise, surprises, surprising, cookie, cookies, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, real cookie, real cookies, kids, kids, family, family meal, family meals, eat out, eats out, eating out"I would share my cookies, but I'm afraid I'll set up a cycle of dependency."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, share, sharing, learning to share, cookie, cookies, friend, friends, friendship, mate, mates, dependency, dependant, cycle, cycles, cycle of dependency, mental health, psychology, psychobabble, unhealthy, relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, modern life"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"
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cookie, cookies, bribe, bribes, comfort food, motivation, motivations, motivational, author, authors, manuscript, manuscripts, deadline, deadlines, work ethic, work ethics, incentive, incentives, writer, writers, snack, snacks, snacking, word count, word counts, reward, rewards, bribe, bribes, wife, wives, husband, husbandsParallel Universes
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parallel universes, parallel universe, baking, cookie, cookies, baking cookies, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, alternate universe, alternate universes, abstract, alternate reality, alternate realities, multiverse, multiverses, multiverse theory, the multiverse theory, astronomical theory, astronomical theory of the universe"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."
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family, family scene, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, cookie, cookies, cookies from the cookie jar, cookie jar, junk, junk food, patience, questioning, question, foodie, foodies, sweet tooth, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, lgbt+, statistical, statistically"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."
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cookie, cookies, baker, bakers, baking, food fad, food fads, comeback, comebacks, foodie, foodies, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, baked goods, cake, cakes, biscuit, biscuits, recipe, recipes, ingredient, ingredients"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."
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family, trouble, troublesome, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, strict, strictly, discipline, disciplines, interrogation, interrogate, steal, stealing, stole, stolen, snack, snacking, cookie, cookies, cookies from the cookie jar, cookie jar, junk, junk food, patience, questioning, question, foodie, foodies, sweet tooth"It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence."
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flight, flying, flights, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, online, on-line, shopping, shop, shops, internet, internet shopping, price discrimination, price, prices, price changes, scam, scams, trick, tricks, order, ordering, orders, travel, travelling, vacation, vacationing, vacations, flying, holiday, holidays, cookies, tracking, big data, data"In accordance with the by-laws of this corporation, you get all the milk you want but only two cookies each."
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milk, cookies, milk and cookies, board room, board rooms, board meeting, board meetings, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, executive, executives, c-suite, c suite, corporate culture, corporation, corporations, by-law, by-laws, rules, rule, regulation, regulations, business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, exec, greed, greedy, greediness, adults, adulthood" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"
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fortune cookie, fortune cookies, babylon, babylonian, king, kings, mene mene tekel upharsin, prophecy, prophecies, omen, omens, warning, warnings, warning from god, warnings from god, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurant, rich, riches, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemous, fortune, fortunes, prediction, predictions, curse, curses, old testament, torah, belshazzar's feast, writing on the wall, daniel, arrogant, arrogance, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, cookie, cookies, dessert, desserts, humility, humble, humbles, god, jehovahRecipes from Second-Rate Mom Magazine
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second-rate, second-tier, magazine, magazines, mom, moms, mums, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, working mom, working moms, working mum, working mums, parent, parents, parenting, food preparation, meal preparation, cooking, home cooking, homecooking, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, recipe, recipes, soup, chicken, casserole, casseroles, pizza, cookies, biscuits, ingredient, ingredients, bake, baking, no time, time, busy, busy mom, busy moms, busy mum, busy mums, perfect mom, perfect moms, perfect mum, perfect mums, perfect mother, perfect mothers, perfect, ordering delivery, delivery, remorse, regret, guilt, family, families, chore, chores, kitchen, kitchens, store-bought, pre-cooked, precooked, frozen, ready-made, cooking from scratch"We're the adorable cookie suppliers around here."
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cookie, cookies, cookie company, cookie companies, girl scout, girl scouts, monopoly, monopolies, market, markets, marketing, elf, elves, mascot, mascots, ward off, wards off, warding off, competition, competitor, competitors, compete, competes, competing, dealer, dealers, drug dealer, drug dealers, drug dealing, scout, scouts, scouting"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
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snack, snacks, snacking, snack time, cookie, cookies, sugar, bath, baths, bathing, bathroom, bathrooms, eating, eating habits, diet, diets, dieting, dietician, dieticians, eating between meals, calories, cat, cats, married couple, married couplesAcquisition Fever Hits The Girl Scouts
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girl scout, girl scouts, acquisition, acquisitions, takeover, takeovers, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers, cookie, cookies, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, modern life, competitive, competitive industry, competitive industries, competing, merger, mergers, merging, corporate merger, corporate mergers, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, business, businesses, board meeting, board meetings, sales strategy, sales strategies, child prodigy, child prodigiesThe Gingerbread Man Hits 50.
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gingerbread, gingerbread man, gingerbread men, food, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, folklore, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's literature, literature, children's story, children's stories, the gingerbread man, fictional character, fictional characters, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, fitness, turning 50, over the hill, over-the-hill, exercise, running, runner, runners, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting old, getting older"Girl scout liquers?"
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cookie, cookies, cookie seller, cookie sellers, liqueurs, liquer, liquers, liqueur, spirit, spirits, alcohol, alcohol license, alcohol licenses, door-to-door, door to door, salesmen, fundraising, fundraiser, fundraisers, charity drive, girl scout, girl scouts, girl scouting, scouting movement, scouting movements, cookie sales