"What do you eat for anxiety?"
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"Tell me about your last accounting job."
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"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."
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"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
"You have a yeast infection."
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"Relax, the real cookies await you at home."
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"I would share my cookies, but I'm afraid I'll set up a cycle of dependency."
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"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"
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"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."
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"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."
"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."
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"It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence."
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"In accordance with the by-laws of this corporation, you get all the milk you want but only two cookies each."
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Chinese Novel Cookie
" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"
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Recipes from Second-Rate Mom Magazine
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"We're the adorable cookie suppliers around here."
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"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
Acquisition Fever Hits The Girl Scouts
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The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.
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"Girl scout liquers?"
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"You have cookie breath again."