"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."
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restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, pasta, fettuccine, order, orders, ordering, pos system, pos systems, point of sale, system, systems, system failure, problem, problems, computer, computers, issue, issues, cooking, serving, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, failure, failures, modern life, restaurant problems, restaurant issues, technology"Shall we join the ladies?"
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lion, lions, lion pride, lion prides, pride, prides, boys club, boys' club, boys clubs, male, males, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, husband, husbands, relax, relaxes, relaxing, ungrateful, taken for granted, wife, wives, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, hunter, hunters, hunting, cigar, whiskey, whisky, ingrate, ingratesPizza By The Slice
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pizza, pizzas, visual gag, visual joke, sight gag, sight joke, pizza by the slice, slice, sliced, frugal, frugality, individual, save money, money saver, money saving, italian cuisine, italian food, italian, pizzeria, streetfood, street food, street foods, toss, tossing, chef, chefs, cookery, cooking, cooks, cook, dough toss, dough tossing, tossed"Actually, he's not so bad, considering that he's recipe-dependent."
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recipe, recipes, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, skill, skills, skilled, unskilled, compliment, compliments, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, restaurant, restaurants, dependent, dependency, creative, creativity, uncreative, line cook, line cooks, sous chef, chore, chores, husband, husbands, wife, wives"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"
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newspaper, newspapers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, avid reader, avid readers, pay attention, paying attention, husband, husbands, wife, wives, finger on the pulse, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, preference, preferences, help, helps, helping, helpful, helpfulness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, absent-minded, absentminded, absentmindedness"Does this poison smell weird to you?"
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poison, poisons, cauldron, cauldrons, spell, spells, potion, potions, potion-making, witch, witches, cook, cooks, cooking, weird smell, weird smells, smells off, smelling off, halloween, concoction, concoctions, toxic, toxin, toxins, recipe, recipes, tricky recipe, tricky recipes, difficult recipe, difficult recipes, second-guess, second-guesses, second-guessing"Does this poison smell weird to you?"
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poison, poisons, cauldron, cauldrons, spell, spells, potion, potions, potion-making, witch, witches, cook, cooks, cooking, weird smell, weird smells, smells off, smelling off, halloween, concoction, concoctions, toxic, toxin, toxins, recipe, recipes, tricky recipe, tricky recipes, difficult recipe, difficult recipes, second-guess, second-guesses, second-guessing"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"
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clam chowder, clam chowders, chowder, chowders, chowder recipe, chowder recipes, boston, new york, recipe, recipes, brooklyn, aggressive, aggressor, aggressors, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, recipe, recipes, outrage, outraged, outrageous, preference, preferences, personal preference, personal preferences, food snob, food snobs, snob, snobs, foodie, foodies"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"
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specialize, specializes, specialization, specializations, specialise, specialises, specialisation, panic, panics, panicking, panic attack, panic attacks, freak out, freaks out, freaking out, stress, stresses, stressing out, kitchen, kitchens, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, stress management, stressor, stressors, restaurant cook, restaurant cooks, restaurant, restaurants, high pressure, high pressure job, high pressure jobs, table service, slammed"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."
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death by chocolate, death by chocolate cake, cake, cakes, baker, bakers, bake, bakes, menu, menus, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, not guilty, not guilty plea, not guilty pleas, plead, pleads, plaintiff, plaintiffs, judge, judges, justice, justice system"Mmm. The soup du jour is not cream of mushroom. It is not tomato or celery, it is not chicken, nor is it Scotch broth. It is most definitely not won ton..."
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kitchen, kitchens, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary, soup, soups, soup du jour, special, specials, today's specials, daily specials, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, taste, tastes, tasting, taste test, taste tests, taste tester, taste testers, mystery, unknown, mystery, mysterious, unidentifiable"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, difficult customer, difficult customers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary, kitchen, kitchens, impossible, request, requests"I was in a different place then."
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olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, profession, professions, career change, career, careers, job change, history, historical, historically, spatula, spatulas, fry, fries, fry cook, line cook, chef, chefs, cooking, cookery, reform, reforms, reformed, reformingToo Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth
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chef, chefs, lawyer, lawyers, argument, arguments, arguing, too many cooks, spoil the broth, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, backseat driver, backseat drivers, second guess, second guesses, second guessing, expert, experts, expertise, critic, criticism, criticisms, critique, critiques, cook, cooks, cooking"I can't cook, but I can pay."
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relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, blind date, blind dates, feminism, feminist, feminists, women, woman, men, man, money, pay, paying, cook, cooking, dining, rich, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, girl power, equality, equal rights"I'm waiting for it to defrost."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, bc, b.c., stone age, ice age, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, early human, early humans, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, hunting, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, mammoth, mammoths, frozen, ice, food, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, waiting, wait, defrost, defrosting, cooking dinner, defrosting dinner, meal, meals, meat, defrosting meat, stuck, trapped, watching, staring, fireAn excerpt from "Men are from Belgium, and women are from New Brunswick".
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passive aggressive, cook, cooks, cooking, communication, communication problem, communication problems, husband, husbands, wife, wives, home cooking, meatloaf, passive-aggressiveness, sex difference, sex differences, gender difference, gender differences, marriage, marriages, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, spat, spats, marital spat"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."
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metamphetamine, college students, home-, cooking, mothers, mom's apple pie, food, foods, college, college student, colleges, university, universities, move out, moves out, moving out, meth, methamphetamines, home cook, home cooks, home cooking, miss, misses, missing, mom's cooking, mother's cooking, fond, nostalgia, nostalgic, drug abuser, drug abusers, drug abuse"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
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turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, chicken, chickens, cook, cooks, cooking, stuffing, dressing, dressings, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, supper, suppers, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bad cook, bad cooks, found object, found objects, loose change, haphazard, christmas, christmas dinner, banquet, dinner party, dinner parties, disaster, disasters"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."
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chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food, foods, intimidate, intimidation, intimidating, intimidated, bbq, barbecue, barbecues, barbeques, barbeque, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, keeping up with the joneses"It could use some wasabi."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, grizzly, grizzlies, brown bear, brown bears, fish, catching fish, fishing, fresh fish, food, fresh food, sushi, wasabi, sashimi, japanese food, raw fish, river, rivers, nature, eat, eating, natural, seasoning, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, home cook, home cooks, home cooking, home chef, home chefs, homemade, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, classic, classics, grilled cheese, grilled cheese sandwich, toastie, toasties, reinvent, reinvention, innovate, innovation, creative, creativity, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, foodie, foodies, gourmand, gourmands, gourmet, gourmets, picky, fussy, demanding, modern life"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."
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class divide, class division, class divisions, cook, cooks, cooking, neighbor, neighbors, neighborly, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourly, roast, roasts, meal, meals, cook, cooks, cooking, drunk, drunks, drunken, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing, couple, couples, married couple, married couplesA chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.
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kitchen, kitchens, restaurant, restaurants, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, chef, chefs, culinary arts, culinary, culinary school, cooking school, chef school, education, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, school, schools, schooling, flipping, pancake, pancakes, turning over, spatula, spatulas, pointing, demonstrating