"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."
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Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.
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"Now, whaddaya say we chase some cars."
Tags:chase, chased, chases, chasing, chasing cars, car chasing, car chaser, dog, dogs, small dog, small dogs, classic, classics, classic car, classic cars, mustang, mustangs, driving, driver, drive, drives, epic, experience, experiences, old school cool, old school, cool, play on words, stereotype, word play, word-play
"It appears to be Siva, manifesting himself as Lord of Destruction, but why he's in Hartsdale on a Thursday night is beyond me."
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"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."
Tags:manhattan, borough, boroughs, five boroughs, brooklyn, hipster, hipsters, trend, trends, trendy, millennial, millennials, cool, coolness, superiority, superiority complex, superiority complexes, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, status, status symbol, status symbols, social status
"We succumbed to your hype."
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"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."
"This looked cooler in the commercials."
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"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."
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Tags:williamsburg, new york, new york city, nyc, brooklyn, hipster, hipsters, hippy, hippies, trendy, trend, trends, fashion, fashionable, fashions, styles, style, in fashion, in style, hat, hats, beanie, beanies, winter hat, winter hats, burger, burgers, cheeseburger, cheeseburgers, hamburger, hamburgers, hip, cool, young, neighborhood, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhoods, restaurant, restaurants, burger place, burger joint
"Instead of just sitting around, why don't you kids go out and co-opt some black culture?"
Tags:black culture, appropriate, appropriates, appropriating, appropriation, cultural appropriation, african american, african americans, gentrify, gentrifies, gentrifying, gentrification, steal, steals, stealing, co-opt, co-opts, co-opting, lazy, laziness, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivation, racial divide, racial division, racial divisions, cool, coolness
"He's here to give you a second, cooler opinion."
Tags:second opinion, second opinions, doctor, doctors, doctors office, doctors offices, patient, patients, appointment, appointments, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, cool, coolness, cooler, attractive, attractiveness, authority, authority figure, authority figures, diagnosis, diagnoses, diagnosing, misdiagnosed, misdiagnosing
"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."
"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."
Tags:fashionable, fashion, fashions, sleep, sleepwear, pyjamas, pyjama, pajama, pajamas, gangster, gangsta, 90s, nineties, 90s fashion, fashion through the years, oversize, oversized, trend, trends, trendy, cool, coolness, men's fashion, clothes, clothing, men's clothes, gift, gifts, married, married life
"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
Tags:braces, glasses, nerd, nerds, nerdy, nerdiness, late bloomer, late bloomers, rejection, rejections, rejecting, cool, coolness, popular, popular kid, popularity, popular kids, unpopular, class reunion, class reunions, reunion, reunions, glasses, messiah, messiahs, christ, jesus christ, christian, christians, christianity, recognition, recognize, recognizes, recognizing, cool kid, cool kids, loser, losers, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections
Caricature of a chicken
"Sure, you were able to beat the bottle, but you never really had a passion for drinking.''
Tags:drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, hipster, hipsters, accusation, accusations, accuser, accusers, litmus test, litmus tests, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, beat the bottle, beating the bottle, cool, coolness, loser, losers, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, diminish, diminishes, downplay, downplays, downplaying, accomplishment, accomplishments
"First stop: Brooklyn."
Tags:hipster, hipsters, alien, aliens, invasion, invasions, beard, beards, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, brooklyn, brooklynite, brooklynites, trend, trends, trendy, trendiness, goatee, goatees, mustache, mustaches, handlebar mustache, handlebar mustaches, cool, coolness
"You think this is cool? I also don't pay my taxes!"
Tags:skateboard, skateboards, skateboarding, skateboarder, skateboarders, skater, skaters, skating, skater boy, skater boys, cool, being cool, cool kid, cool kids, show off, show-off, showing off, business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, teen, teens, teenager, extreme sport, extreme sports, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, tax avoidance, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax liability, crimes, white collar crime, white collar crimes, tax sheltering
"The beer should be cold in two hours."
Tags:beer, cool, cools, chill, chills, chiller, beach, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, cold, cold beer, lager, chilled, solar panel, solar panels, environmentally friendly, sustainable, sustainable energy, green energy, inefficient, inefficiency, dogmatic, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, reduce, recycle, reuse, green lifestyle, green lifestyles
"I don't want to seem to want to talk about it."
Tags:keep up appearances, keeping up appearances, bar, bars, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, talk, talks, talking, keep up appearances, keeping up appearances, carefree, facade, facades, relaxed, cool, calm, dispassionate, problem, problems, talk, talks, talking, communication, communicate, communicates, communicating, communication problem, communication problems, masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity
Tags:cat, cat, cat's pajamas, bed, beds, sleep, sleeping, pajamas, pajama, pjs, p.j.s, jamas, pjamas, pajamas, feline, felines, mice, mouse, pet, pets, slang, hip, cool, trendy, trends, fashion, fashionista, excellent, excellence, the cat's whiskers, cat's whiskers, hat, hats, play on words, word play, bedclothes, bed clothes, nightwear
Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy
'We're from Manhattan."
"That's BS! I was bipolar way before it was considered cool!"
Tags:party, parties, leaving, getting coats, getting your coat, bs, bipolar, bipolar disorder, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental illness, mental illnesses, cool, on trend, trendy, trend, trends, hipster, hipsters, before it was cool, discussing mental health, couple, couples