"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."
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Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.
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"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."
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"We succumbed to your hype."
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"Instead of just sitting around, why don't you kids go out and co-opt some black culture?"
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"He's here to give you a second, cooler opinion."
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"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."
"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."
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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
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Caricature of a chicken
"Sure, you were able to beat the bottle, but you never really had a passion for drinking.''
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"First stop: Brooklyn."
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