Cop Cartoons

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."

"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."

"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."

"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."

"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase."

"That's him—the one on the right."

"O.K., folks, let's break it up."

"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."

"Sorry to crash the party, folks, but all the little people that made it happen were just discovered buried in a shallow grave outside Bakersfield."

"I'm just going to give you a warning this time, and some SPF 50."

"O.K., where's the famine?"

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"Officer, this man is making tunnels."

"How's everything tonight? Can I start you off with a summons for parking on the sidewalk?"

"If I'd known shopping could be this easy, I would have dressed up as a cop ages ago!"

"Yes. I heard a scream and a cry for help. And then there was some very ominous music."

"We've been getting a lot of calls saying that you're a terrible magician."

"Honey, I still think you're the greatest."

"All right, you're free to go. We're in this for the sport - catch and release only."

"It's a standard deathbed confession, Jimmy. Please don't make us drag out the rubber hoses."

"Ow! Don't smush so hard, meatball!"