"Judgement Day: Division Four"
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"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."
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"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."
"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."
"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."
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"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
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"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
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"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."
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"Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase."
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"That's him—the one on the right."
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"O.K., folks, let's break it up."
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"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."
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"Sorry to crash the party, folks, but all the little people that made it happen were just discovered buried in a shallow grave outside Bakersfield."
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"I'm just going to give you a warning this time, and some SPF 50."
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"O.K., where's the famine?"
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A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".
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"Officer, this man is making tunnels."
"How's everything tonight? Can I start you off with a summons for parking on the sidewalk?"
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"If I'd known shopping could be this easy, I would have dressed up as a cop ages ago!"
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"Yes. I heard a scream and a cry for help. And then there was some very ominous music."
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"We've been getting a lot of calls saying that you're a terrible magician."
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"Honey, I still think you're the greatest."
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"All right, you're free to go. We're in this for the sport - catch and release only."
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"It's a standard deathbed confession, Jimmy. Please don't make us drag out the rubber hoses."
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"Ow! Don't smush so hard, meatball!"
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