"Judgement Day: Division Four"
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"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."
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famine, word play, play on words, car, cars, police, police officer, police officers, authorities, authority, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, speeding, over the limit, over the speed limit, speed limit, speed limits, in a rush, in a hurry, hot dog cart, food cart, street food, food, foods, ticket, tickets, speeding ticket, pulled over, food truck, food trucks, food stall, food stand, hot dog vendor, hot dog stand, law and orderA dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, western, westerns, old west, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, armed, armed response, holster, holsters, military, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, officer, officers, firearms unit, firearm units, armed unit, armed units, violence, violent, security, guard dog, guard dogs, guarding, law enforcement"How's everything tonight? Can I start you off with a summons for parking on the sidewalk?"
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parking violation, traffic violation, traffic cop, traffic police, crimes, criminal, criminals, under arrest, arrested, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, policeman, policemen, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, dining, parking ticket, parking tickets, summons, summons to court, bad driver, bad drivers, bad driving"If I'd known shopping could be this easy, I would have dressed up as a cop ages ago!"
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, dressed up, disguise, disguised, disguises, shopping, shopper, shoppers, impostor, impostors, parking, city life, urban life, modern life, modern times, shortcut, shortcuts, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, city parking"Yes. I heard a scream and a cry for help. And then there was some very ominous music."
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ominous music, gunshot, gunshots, gun shot, gun shots, gun-shot, gun-shots, gun, guns, 999, 911, emergency number, emergency numbers, cop, cops, policemen, policeman, emergency response, emergency responses, rescue, drama, dramas, dramatic music, cop drama, cop dramas, police drama, police dramas"We've been getting a lot of calls saying that you're a terrible magician."
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police, policeman, policemen, policewoman, policewomen, cop, cops, law enforcement, magic, magician, magicians, magic trick, magic tricks, complain, complaints, complaint, fraud, fake, faker, fakers, scam, sawing a woman in half, magician's assistant, magician's assistants, magic show, magic shows"All right, you're free to go. We're in this for the sport - catch and release only."
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