"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."
Slammer on the Spot
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"Mom, turn on the TV!"
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"I don't particularly enjoy this, but we're on dash cam and I look better when I smile."
Police Log from Suburbia Heights in Haiku Form
"No, the other kitten."
N.Y.P.D. Good Cop/Bad Cop
"These are my conservative credentials."
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"Can you describe your assailant, his weapon and a funny occupation to our improv sketch artist?"
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"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"
"You have the right to one hands-free phone call."
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"Come on out, Snider. We know you're in there."
"Say! How come you don't use handcuffs like all the other sheriffs?"
"I find it tends to instantly lightens the mood."
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Good cop, bad slop, hard bop.