"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."
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The night they invented champagne.
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"Any intellectual property yet, honey?"
"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."
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"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."
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"We're a natural, Rachel. I handle intellectual property, and you're a content-provider."
Cry of the Wild- 50¢.
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"I'd like to buy this book and also the movie rights."
Tags:book, books, adaptation, adaptations, book adaptation, book adaptations, movie rights, movie adaptation, movie adaptations, copyright, copyright law, copyright laws, hollywood, producer, producers, film producer, film producers, movie producer, movie producers, bookstore, bookstores, film rights, bookshop, bookshops
"'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' by Lilia Anya, all rights reserved, which includes the right to reproduce this essay or portions thereof in any form whatsoever, including, but not limited to, novel, screenplay, musical, television miniseries, home vid
Tags:copyright, copyrights, rights, intellectual rights, ip, disclaimer, disclaimers, all rights reserved, reproduce, student, students, child, children, kid, kids, presentation, presentations, homework, assignment, assignments, summer, summer vacation, my summer vacation, essay, essays, modern life, education, law, legal, laws, writer, writers
"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."
A man looks through books in a section of a bookstore labeled "Plagiarism".
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"Tell me again about royalties."
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Tags:copyright, copyrights, intellectual property, trademark, trademarks, trademarked, trademarking, lightbulb moment, lightbulb moments, light-bulb moment, light-bulb moments, eureka moment, eureka moments, bright idea, bright ideas, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, experiment, experiments, scientific breakthrough, scientific breakthroughs, profit, profits
"I'm afraid you can't sure cartoonist for using your image- you can only kill them."
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"Hon, was Skippy your concept or mine?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, having children, concept, concepts, idea, ideas, father, fathers, son, sons, copyright, copyright law, copyright laws, original idea, original ideas, original concept, original concepts, intellectual property, design, design, instigate, instigated, suggest, suggestion, suggestions
"They can take my song-sharing capabilities when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers."
"These two gentlemen want to turn that note you passed in homeroom into a movie."
The Guy Who Invented the Wheel
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"It's a fabulous deal. Every time he lies I collect a royalty."
"Marry me, Virginia. My genes are excellent and, as yet, unpatented."
"I'm not taking any chances."
Sue the Author: 1pm-3pm
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"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."
Medieval Patent Office
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