"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."
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The night they invented champagne.
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"Any intellectual property yet, honey?"
"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."
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"We're a natural, Rachel. I handle intellectual property, and you're a content-provider."
"I'd like to buy this book and also the movie rights."
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"Tell me again about royalties."
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"I'm afraid you can't sure cartoonist for using your image- you can only kill them."
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"Hon, was Skippy your concept or mine?"
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"It's a fabulous deal. Every time he lies I collect a royalty."
"I'm not taking any chances."
Medieval Patent Office
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