Corporate Lawyer Cartoons

Corporate Lawyer Cartoons

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Corporate Lawyer cartoon

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

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"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

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"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

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"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

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"Of course what we're doing is wrong, but that doesn't make it indefensible."

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"You can't cheat an honest man, but you can probably screw his attorney."

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"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

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Corporate Lawyer cartoon

Attorney Six-Pack

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"O.K., so you had to break a few eggs to make an omelette, but now some of those eggs are suing."

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"This firm has a long history of bringing gravitas to frivolous lawsuits."

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"We can't beat them. Let's enjoin them."

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Corporate Lawyer cartoon 12 of 30

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"Remember, son, when life gives you a lemon, call the attorneys."

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"I was a child actor and now I'm an attorney. What does that prove?"

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"And for God's sake stay as far away as you can from the legal system- unless you're a lawyer."

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"This is Plan A. I recommend we skip it and get right on to Plan B."

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"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

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"Oh, stop flexing, Dinsdale, get you lawyers and let's deal."

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"When I go, I plan on taking at least two of my goddam estate-tax lawyers with me."

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"What do you mean, 'Have your lawyer call me lawyer'?... you are my lawyer!"

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"I told you negotiations would be more fun without a battery of lawyers."

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"The law is a jealous mistress, something wives just have to understand."

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"If someone is worth suing, he's worth suing well."

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Corporate Lawyer cartoon 23 of 30

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"I got tired of being called a suit."

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"Run this up Legal's ass."

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"It's a nasty little law. Fortunately for you, I'm a nasty little lawyer."

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