Corporate Politics Cartoons

"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."

"The new scapegoats are in."

"Smile when you say that about my department, J.B."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Better yet, why don't I have my people kick your lying butt?"

"Of course, once you're a scapegoat you long to be dead wood again."

"I know you're one of my friends, but I'm replacing you with a follower."

"How long has it been, Fenwick, since you weaseled your way into this corporation?"

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

Mouse Businessman

"You get out of line, Mitchell, and you'll never work in this town again. By 'this town' I mean, of course, Hollywood."

"Day 431: I finally caught a glimpse of the elusive scapegoat."

"Sure, I'm a liar. That's my management style."

"Well, I finally did it - I told my boss you said he should go to hell."

"I'll be your bitch at the finance meeting if you'll be my bitch with marketing."

"Gentlemen, I trust there won't be a problem working under a female bloodsucking mosquito."

"We're a prestigious department, yet we have only three active prima donnas."

"Great! Several positions just opened up."

"You'll fit right in. You have a great sense of rumor."

"No matter how far you go with this firm, Paulson, don't lose your rudder."

"Never forget he's a wild animal."

"You know what I think, folks? Improving technology isn't important. Increased profits aren't important. What's important is to be warm, decent human beings."

"It's a vice-president thing, Berger. You wouldn't understand."