"Most of all, he'll be remembered for his irrepressible spirit."
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funeral, funerary, funerals, funeral service, burial, burials, death, dead, corpse, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, mourn, mourning, family, rigor mortis, rigor, mortis, spirit, spirited, determination, determined, optimism, optimistic, glass half full, optimists, optimist, ok, okay, outlook, outlooks, positive outlook, positive outlooks"Someone's misfiled Harrington."
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filing, filed, files, filing cabinet, filing system, misfile, misfiled, offices, office politics, dead, deceased, died, body, bodies, corpse, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, post mortem, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, mafiosos, big boss, administrative, admin, administration, administrative work"Of course, he's very low maintenance."
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low maintenance, pet, pets, formaldehyde, preserve, preserves, preserved, embryo, embryos, squirrel, squirrels, dead pet, dead pets, preservation, corpse, corpses, easy, pet care, pet owner, pet owners, low-maintenance pet, low-maintenance pets, cat lady, cat ladies, crazy cat lady, crazy cat ladies"Before we continue, is there anyone else present who has never seen a dead person?"
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, memorial service, memorial services, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, open-casket, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, new experience, new experiences, interruption, interruptions, interrupting, curious, curiosity, black humour, black humor, dark humor, dark humour"He's still in therapy."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, still, life after death, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, corpse, corpse, dead body, dead bodies, deceased, dead, death, mental health, healthcare, health care, pointless, useless"Your call is important to us."
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call line, call lines, call-line, call-lines, helpline, helplines, help-line, help-lines, skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, corpse, police, policemen, policeman, detective, detectives, crime, crimes, crime scene, crime scenes, customer service, customer services, call centre, call centres, call center, call centers, hold, put on hold, wait, patience, patient"I don't want to remember her like this. I want to remember her for the mean thing she said in 1981."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral service, wake, wakes, memorial, memorials, memorial service, memorial services, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, mourn, mourning, mourner, mourners, bereaved, grieving, remember, remembering, remembrance, remembering the dead, memory, memories, mean, mean comment, mean comments, comment, comments, petty, grudge, grudges, holding a grudge, resentful, resentment, bitter, relationship, relationships, family, families"So I brought a little work home with me. Big deal."
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, work, job, jobs, working from home, working at home, bringing work home, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts"Wait! First, his attorney."
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death, dead, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, myth, myths, legend, legends, monster, monsters, vampire, vampires, dracula, vampire hunter, vampire hunters, vampire slayer, vampire slayers, stake, stakes, heart, hearts, crypt, crypts, wait, first, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, return from the dead, immortal, immortals, supernatural, van helsing"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
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science, experiment, experiments, scientist, scientists, mad, evil, crazy, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, christmas, xmas, noel, yule, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, song, songs, famous song, famous songs, lyrics, music, christmas song, christmas songs, christmas music, singing, singer, singers"It looks a lot like him, but he would never have worn a tag on his toe like that."
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toe tag, toe tags, body label, body labels, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, identification, identifications, formal identification, formal identifications, next of kin, next-of-kin, fashion statement, fashion statements, toe-tag, toe-tags, fashions, widow, widows, murder victim, murder victims, crime victim, crime victims"We blew a fuse."
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science, experiment, experiments, scientist, scientists, mad, evil, crazy, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, assistant, assistants, electricity, power, electric, electronic, electronics, blew a fuse, blow a fuse, fuse, fuses, off, no power, blackout, blackouts, problem, problems, technology, modern life"Sorry, wrong room."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, widow, widows, dead husband, dead husbands, grieving, bereaved, mourning, mourner, mourners, family, condolences, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, wrong room, lost, too late, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, excuse, excuses"Of course, now that my assistant has passed away this isn't nearly as exciting."
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death, dead, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, magician, magicians, magic, assistant, assistants, magic trick, magic tricks, trick, tricks, saw, sawing, performance, performances, entertainment, entertainer, entertainers, magic show, magic shows"I've already put the evidence in a tidy little bag for you."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, evidence, proof, crime, crime scene, crime scenes, forensics, scene of the crime, murder, murders, homicide, death, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, tidy, neat, bag, bags, clean, criminal, criminals, murderer, murderers, helpful"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"
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irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, doing taxes, filing taxes, audit, audits, auditing, government, governments, politics, science, experiment, experiments, scientist, scientists, mad, evil, crazy, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, penny, pennies, coin, coins, currency, sou, centime, france, french, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, answering"He loved the outdoors."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, pallbearer, pallbearers, mourner, mourners, mourning, grieving, bereaved, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, nature, natural"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, forensics, mystery, mysteries, crime, murder, murders, dead, death, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, hurry up, quick, remote control, remote controls, remote, remotes, remote controller, remote controllers, controller, controllers, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., lying on, on top of, lying, face down, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, angry, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses"It was still breathing? You are such a foodie."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, vulture, vultures, dead, death, food, eating, dining, feeding, corpse, corpses, carrion, meat, flesh, breathing, alive, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, nature, food cycle, food chain, cycle of life, modern life"Personally, I prefer cremation."
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cremation, cremations, cremating, cremated, cremate, cremates, burial, burials, funeral, funerals, undertaker, undertakers, murder, murders, crime scene, crime scenes, buried body, buried bodies, corpse, corpses, funeral service, funeral services, funeral arrangement, burial arrangements, burial arrangement, funeral arrangements, last rite, last rites"There goes that new-car smell."
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mafia, mob, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mobster, mobsters, car, cars, new car, new cars, new car smell, smell, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, auto, autos, bridge, bridges, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, bodybag, body bags, body bag, body bags, body-bag, body-bags, corpse, corpses, victim, victims, new york"It's what he'd want, Mom—they're all together now."
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taxidermy, head, heads, animal, animals, animal head, animal heads, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, hunting, hunter, hunters, shooting, shooter, shooters, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports, game hunting, game hunter, game hunters, stuffed, stuffed head, stuffed heads, death, dead, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, funeral service, funeral services, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, together in death, together at lastShe did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?
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science, experiment, experiments, scientist, scientists, mad, evil, crazy, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., ballet, ballets, ballerina, ballerinas, dancing, dancer, dancers, fouette, fouettes, pas de deux, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, fan, fans, swan lake, black swan, pyotr ilyich tchaikovsky, tchaikovsky, counting