"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"
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"My baby is not on backwards - your baby is on backwards."
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"Can that be right?"
"What can I say? I was an English major."
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"Chaucer on lyne thrie."
"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."
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"O.K., there's the moon - now give me a nice long howl instead of last night's yip."
Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes
"I feel like you're limiting me to correct answers."
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"Must you blue-pencil everything I say?"
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"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "
Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment
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Snow falling on accountants.
One way only.
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"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."
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"Well, you certainly were right about the power of prayer, dear!"
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