Republicans & Constitution
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Yesterday in this space I predicted that the world would come to an end. It did not, however. I regret any inconvenience this may have caused.
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"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "
"Can't you just say 'Scarlatti' instead of "Scarlatti, of course'?"
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"And now a correction: Portions of last night's story on diving mules which were read with an air of ironic detachment should actually have been presented with earnest concern."
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"Chaucer on lyne thrie."
"His mood is pegged to the dollar."
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"The human being can survive for three weeks without food, and three seconds without correcting someone's grammar."
"No - Einstein was the scientist. You're thinking of Einstein's Monster."
Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".
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"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"
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Hey! Everybody makes mistakes.
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The world is coming to an end again.
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"Must you blue-pencil everything I say?"
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She's been teaching too long!
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"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."
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"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "
"Here they come!"
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One way only.
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"The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy fox."
"Writing is... rewriting."