Corrupting Cartoons

"Me? I'm just one of those shadowy figures who inhabit the mysterious twilight world where the medical and legal professions meet."

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.

"You've been around here longer than I have. What are 'congressional ethics'?"

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

Politics, Finance, Religion.

"How did you find out I was a superdelegate, Irene?"

"He was once funny ha-ha, but now he's just funny terrifying."

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

"Put that away. Your money's no good here."

"Earlier today, the F.D.A. recalled billions of dollars in tainted money."

"What the hell, Senator - let's cut to the chase."

"Are you sure this is the correct way to declassify documents?"

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

Spec Church

"We're looking for people with the sort of character flaws we can exploit."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"And if nepotism exists, my brothers will root it out!"

"Try quacking less like a duck, sir, and voters will be less likely to perceive you as a duck."

"What's the weather today?"

Nevada poll worker: "I saw rampant voter fraud."

"You take care of the absolute power, I'll handle the absolute corruption."

"After spending so much time and money on our lawsuit, don't you think it would be a shame to go ahead and bribe me like this?"

Joker dancing in front of the Supreme Court.

"My Postal Service improvements are going very well!"

"Ms. Burney, do we have anything on right and wrong?"