Fendi Bag Lady
"People like you don't seem to realize that this precious environment of yours is very expensive to maintain."
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"I just know I'm going to love horses all my life. That's why I'm planning to have a career in banking, insurance, and real estate."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, horse, horses, pony, ponies, riding, rider, riders, horseback riding, horseback rider, horseback riders, horse owner, horse owners, expensive, costly, expensive hobby, expensive hobbies, career, banking, insurance, real estate, good career, careers, work, job, money, hobby, hobbies, horse lover, horse lovers, horse crazy
"I know how expensive women's shoes are, but take the goddam jewelry!"
"Fortunately, you have the life savings of a man three times your age."
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"Great God Almighty! Somebody please wake me up and tell me I'm only dreaming that the chicken marsala costs a whopping twenty-eight ninety-five!"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, menu, menus, expensive, cost, costs, money, sticker shock, sticker-shock, price, prices, pricey, costly, surprised, shocked, surprise, shock, high price, high prices, wake-up, wake up, wakeup, dream, dreams, dreaming, chicken marsala, diner, diners, customer, customers
Important balloons, $30.
Tags:balloon, balloons, salesman, salesperson, salespeople, market, markets, marketing, marketing gimmick, marketing gimmick, conspicuous consumption, nepotism, trust fund, trust funds, trust fund baby, trust fund babies, vendor, vendors, consumerism, consumerist, overprice, overpriced, overpricing, costly, expensive, expense, expenses
"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."
What Cities Could Buy If Every Single Inhabitant Contributed Just One Measly Dollar Toward An Apartment In Glamorous New York City
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"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"
Tags:drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, wine, bottle of wine, bottles of wine, wine taster, wine tasters, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, expensive, costly, rare, pricey, social status, wealth, wealthy, rich, the one percent, the 1%, affluent, money, cost, costs, price, prices, price decrease, price drop, the good old days, economy, recession, recessions, pricing, wine prices, wine pricing
"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."
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"Twenty dollars? Who does it-Christo?"
"You should try taking more naps yourself. Sleep is free."
Tags:shopping, shopping bags, shopping bag, women, woman, men, man, nap, naps, napping, sleep, sleeping, free, expensive, costly, spend money, money, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, lazy, try, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, stereotype, stereotypes, finances
"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, car repairs, vehicle repairs, transportation, technology, computer, computers, circuit, circuits, integrated circuit, integrated circuits, microprocessor, microprocessors, central processing unit, central processing units, cpu, cpus, broken, damaged, electronics, expensive, costly, cost, costs, price, prices, modern cars, modern vehicles, modern automobiles, problem, problems, modern life
"How deep are those pockets?"
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A man looks at a gas station sign that has a banner hanging from it that reads "Try our low, low 4.9% financing!".
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, fuel, gas, gasoline, petrol, petrol station, petrol stations, gas station, gas stations, gas pump, gas pumps, gasoline pump, gasoline pumps, petrol pump, petrol pumps, filling station, filling station, fuelling station, fuelling station, garage, garages, service station, service station, servo, servos, pumping gas, pumping petrol, gas prices, fuel prices, oil prices, gasoline prices, price, prices, expensive, costly, cost, costs, money, finances, financing, loan, loans, modern life
"I think you can really picture yourself struggling to make payments here."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, property, properties, home, homes, houses, houses, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, buying a home, mortgage, mortgages, paying the mortgage, payment, payments, bill, bills, money, paying the bills, making payments, struggle, struggles, struggling, finances, financial problems, financial issues, loan, loans, home loan, home loans, expensive, cost, costs, costly, unaffordable, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, picture yourself, imagine, imagination, home owners, home ownership
"These voices inside your head -- do they ever tell you to pay your bill?"
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"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."
Tags:old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, old age, sick, sickness, ill, illness, disease, diseases, healthcare, health care, healthcare costs, health care costs, cost, costs, expensive, costly, money, finances, die, death, funeral, funerals, funeral costs, funeral expenses, burial costs, burial, burials, end-of-life planning, funeral planning, after death planning, afford, can't afford, unaffordable, modern life
"It hurts when I pay."
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"How the hell do I afford to do this?"
London on £50 a meal